Friday, July 30, 2010

Why you want to lose weight

I was thinking today....reading my magazine...

one REALLY good reason to lose weight

is so that if one day like in some drama, the heel of your shoe breaks, your ankle gets twisted, you fall unconscious because of a random slap by a mean stranger, you get bullied to the point where you can't move, you can't see because acid accidentally dropped in your eyes, and if an asteroid fell from above and made you immobile, or by some happening stroke of fate....

you want for your prince charming to pick you up easily and not stagger under the weight thinking, "i thought girls were supposed to be light."

4 comments:

  1. LOOOOL. omg this was too funny

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  2. LOLOL. wow! that is SO true!! you have definitely motivated me. weight loss here i come!

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  3. LOL

    dude I gained like almost all my weight back on my stinkin' vacation D:<

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  4. i wouldve slapped that sucker dead if i could move my arm.
    im telling you, your fish are growing every time i come by your blog...

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